1. Some days, it just don't pay to get out of bed. - Foghorn Leghorn 2. That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball. - Foghorn Leghorn 3. Always carry a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much space, and when it gets full you can just throw it out the window. - Steve Martin 4. If you fill a swimming pool with dry ice, and let it melt, can you then swim in it and not get wet? - Steven Wright 5. I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away. - Jack Handey 6. I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye. - Jack Handey 7. No one can pull the wool over my eyes. Cashmere maybe, but wool, never. - Thurston Howell III (Gilligan's Island) 8. When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned. - Mark Twain 9. I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by bein' real healthy. - Ernest T. Bass (Rock throwing genius on The Andy Griffith Show) 10. Gun-drawing practice, ten minutes every day. If I ever have to use this baby, I want to teach it to come to papa in a hurry. - Barney Fife 11. Nip it. You go read any book you can find on the subject of child discipline and you'll find every one of them is in favor of bud-nipping. - Barney Fife 12. If brains was lard, that boy wouldn't have enough to grease a skillet. - Jed Clampett 13. I've got a wife, two kids and 10 finance companies to support. How am I supposed to pay my bills? - George Jetson |
Whatever I feel like talking about at any given time. You know. Stuff.
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Thursday, March 01, 2007
Thursday Thirteen #29
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Funny list!
great list...i had fun reading!
happy tt!
You brought back such great memories of me watching cartoons as a child. Foghorn always cracked me up. Loved them all - but especially #2.
Happy TT - Mine are up too!
LOL! :D Too funny! Those are great. :) Thanks for the laughs!
Steven Wright..he is one messed up comedian..deadpan DRY humor at it's finest!
I like your number 12...I'll have to use it soon.
Happy TT glad it's still continuing...check out my list.
Steve and Steven rock! Very sound philosophy on both parts.
I miss Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. Too funny.
My favorite?
No matter how much he begs, never play leapfrog with a unicorn. SOmeone will get hurt. It won't be the unicorn.
~coffee mug
Great list
LOL! I miss the old shows, Like Gilligans Island, The Beverly HillBillies, and The Andy Griffith shows. Todays shows are too much drama, and not enough comedy!
Your list made me laugh, Thanks!
Have a great Thursday!
~Christine
These are hysterical! I remember some of them! Love me some Foghorn Leghorn!
I LOVe quotes - especially funny ones, lol.
Excellent, I remember a lot of those :)
Haha! Great list! If brains were lard!
My boys are at that stage where parents don't know anything, lol. We keep telling them to wait until about 25.
I hope you have a "March-Mellow", too. :)
I see that, like myself, you spend your time studying the world's greatest philosophers
This is an exsillint list! Jed Clampet and George Jetson are 2 of my faverit filosofers.
This is a GREAT list!!! I love the quotes. I love "Thurston Howell the III's" quote...toooo funny. My husband used the Mark Twain quote several times from the pulpit...because we believe it's so true.
Have a great day...my TT is up, too.
:-) Susan
any blog that uses foghorn leghorn is aces in my book
Great quotes. Love #12.
Thanks for visiting my post on the Photo carnival. I do appreciate it a lot.
I love that Mark Twain quote. Great list!
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~Douglas
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