Saturday, January 26, 2008

I Got A Phone Call From Mitt Romney!


Yesterday, Friday, I got a phone call from none other than Republican candidate for US President, Mitt Romney!

Well, actually, it wasn't from Mitt Romney himself, it was a woman working on his presidential campaign.

But that's almost as good, right?

Well, actually, it wasn't a live woman working on his presidential campaign, but a pre-recorded message from woman working on his presidential campaign.

But that still counts, doesn't it?

Do want to know what the pre-recorded message from what was originally a live woman working on Mitt Romney's presidential campaign?

Well, I'm gonna tell you.

The pre-recorded message from what was originally a live woman working on Mitt Romney's presidential campaign told me, personally, that John McCain voted against President Bush's tax cuts, not once, but twice!

The only word that comes to mind to describe such a despicable man is bad. Bad John McCain. And not meant in the modern good way that the word bad can be used.

Now that I think about it, why didn't Mitt Romney call me himself?

Now that I think about it, why did they call my house with a pre-recorded message from what was originally a live woman working on Mitt Romney's presidential campaign?

Now that I think about it further, why didn't they at least call my house with a message from a real, live woman working on Mitt Romney's presidential campaign?

Hmmm.

Hey y'all!

Guess what?

Yesterday, Friday, I got an annoying, time-wasting, pre-recorded message from the Mitt Romney campaign.

What, my vote isn't worth Mitt or one of his minions calling me with a real, live person?



Now that Fred dropped out of the race, I'll most likely vote for Romney. He's sorta conservative.

Maybe "Conservative Lite." (Mitt will have to get that trademarked before Donald Trump steals it and trademarks it before him.)

Besides, Mitt Romney has, by far, THE best hair of all the presidential candidates. Way better than the Breck Girl, John Edwards.

6 comments:

The Rock Chick said...

I agree, Mitt Romney does indeed have the best hair in the race! Edwards could have gotten that $400 hairstyle anywhere! LOL

Why do they call with those pre-recorded messages? I find them to be a little insulting, personally, and they always seem to come at "dinner time" or telemarketer time, as I like to call it.

So far, I'm still call-less, even from Barack's recorded people and I even bought his campaign button!

Jessica

JAM said...

And after the wait they put you through before getting your button, Barak could have at least called himself to apologize.

Better yet, since it took so long to get you your button, Barak should have brought it to you himself, of course after first stopping off and picking up Jon Bon Jovi and Barry Manilow to come along with him to hang at your home for coffee and casual conversation.

Travis said...

My question is...if you're going to go to the trouble of pre-recording a message to call me with, why not tell me what YOU are GOING to do rather than what your opponent did in the past?

Scribbit said...

I guess my question is why, if he's going to have it be recorded, didn't he record it himself? Couldn't be bothered so he gave the job to someon else? It's like third-string.

Qtpies7 said...

Nice. I am SO sick of the calls! Asking for money left and right. I'm sorry, but until the candidates actually start voting conservative, we won't be giving them our money!

That is the only way to shut them down, or else they just keep asking for lower and lower amounts of money. Because when I say "I'm not giving money without discussing it with my husband" What I really must mean is "Keep trying!"

Anonymous said...

I didn't like Romney before, now after his constant calls to my house, jamming his nose into my life, I'll never vote for him.. Just think, what a sleeze he is now, what would he be like as President... Vote for anyone else except him....