Remember when President Bush wrecked a Segway thingamajig? He stepped onto one that wasn't on or something and it just tipped right over and they fell.
A newsman named Piers Morgan made repeated remarks about how dumb you have to be to wreck one of the things.
His paper, the Daily Mirror, ran the headline in 2003: "You'd have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn't you Mr President." It added: "If anyone can make a pig's ear of riding a sophisticated, self-balancing machine like this, Dubya can." So, it seems, can Mr Morgan.That same man, in a prime example of cosmic justice, was photographed wrecking a Segway himself and breaking three ribs.
I hate to laugh at another man's pain, but that's FUNNY.
Here's and article with pictures.