...to try to resuscitate a dead opossum?
You just can't make this stuff up, folks.
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. – Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. (Opossum photo taken by Rex Lisman)
I know the old song line, "the girls get prettier at closing time" but man, this is some kinda drunk to do this.
I'd love to see the cop car's video of the man and opossum, if there is one.