Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Fatties Cause Global Warming

Scientists warned that the increase in big-eaters means more food production — a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet.

Overweight people are also more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage.

I'm proud to say I'm doing my part in this important issue of pissing off people who believe in the "global warming" nonsense.

Even the UN's IPCC, who badly want people to believe in global warming, have admitted that the earth's average temperature for the past five years have been plateaued, while looking back to 1998, the average earth temperature has GONE DOWN.

So, in actuality, the earth has been cooling for the past 11 years.

But, the whole global warming hoax has been entirely based on computer models!

Morons.

Computer models can't predict local weather anywhere on earth within a certain level of probability, how can they expect us to believe in computer model projections on the earth's mean temperature 100 years from now?

Hmmm. What's for lunch? I'm feeling like a double helping of something, just to help out.

3 comments:

Hammer said...

The farce of global warming is part of a bigger plan of killing capitalism and industry in order to move people into some type of socialist serfdom.

photowannabe said...

I have to say I have been guilty too.Such a weighty problem....Global What??

Qtpies7 said...

LOL that is too funny! I hear that cow farts are to blame for global warming.

Even if Donnie and I weren't both over weight, we are still doing our part by over populating the earth and causing the need for more food and clothing and bigger vehicles that need more gas..... I call it stimulating the economy and paying for our social security.