Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Who The Heck Is T. Boone Pickens?


Seems like every time I turn on the radio or that newfangled contraption, the TV, some older gentleman says, "Hi. I'm T. Boone Pickens…" and proceeds to tell me how wind energy is gonna save America.

First of all, I'm no genius, but I know that wind energy will only be part of the answer to our energy dependence on foreign oil.

I'm one of the great unwashed masses that firmly believes that America can, and should, pursue Each And Every proven energy source that we know of and quit paying billions of dollars per year to people who hate us and if they had half a chance would kill us all, for oil.

So while I think we should be drilling for oil every place in America and off our shores that we can, I also believe we should be building nuclear power plants out the wazoo, wind farms, solar, EVERYTHING, including oil.

When I hear politicians talk about "alternative" energy as if it is there, we're just not using it, I want to scream. The truth is that wind and solar energy and hydrogen powered and battery technology for electric cars are ALL in their infancy. They aren't nearly ready to be our prime sources of energy for power and locomotion yet. It will be years.

Oil infrastructure and nuclear power are well understood, and if the politicians, both democrat and republican would "fast track," or reduce the legislative red tape on using them more, we could meet our own energy needs in a matter of years.

But I'm way off subject now, back to T. Boone Pickens.

Who is this guy, and why should I listen to him?

Because, silly or not, I have an instinctive mistrust of men or women who use their first initial AND their middle name, like lots of lawyers do. Maybe I just answered my own self as to why I have an innate mistrust of people who use their first initial and their middle name, because lawyers do that a lot.

Then this guy whom I've never seen nor heard of comes on TV and says he's T. Boone Pickens like some personal injury lawyer that assumes I surely know who he is, when I don't. And there's that "T. Boone" initial and middle name thing that sounds so stinkin' self important, and that I have a natural born distrust of and it makes me immediately want to not believe what he says.

But I truly believe that wind energy is only a part of any long term energy solution, simply because the wind doesn't blow all the time. Same with solar power, there are lots of cloudy days, and heck, we have this thing in Florida, The Sunshine State, that is called night, where the sun doesn't shine AT ALL for many hours every day, so solar energy can't be but part of a long term energy solution for us.

Like it or not environmentalists, and normal folks like me who care about the planet but aren't stark ravin' crazy thinking that plants mean more than people and their livelihoods, plain old crude oil is THE major source of our energy all over the world, and it won't cease to be number one for years yet.

I believe that by the time the oil runs out, we'll be able to have the mature forms of nuclear, hydrogen cars, solar and wind energy to fill in the void. But we're nowhere near that point yet, SO LET'S JUST DRILL FOR AND GET OUR OWN DANG OIL, OK?!

And as for YOU, T. Boone, I'm not at all sure yet that I trust you.

Sarcastically yours,

J. Alden Masters

6 comments:

Hammer said...

He says "we can't drill our way out of this problem"..maybe not but it's a start.

Wind and solar aren't even fulfilling 1% of our energy needs.

Home grown Coal, oil and nuclear will get us out of this mess.

Also they need to look into gassification of coal and turning our garbage into energy.

All the technology exists.

T. Boone Pickens sounds like another guilty white millionaire that is pandering to the enviro-leftists.

Babystepper said...

T. Boone is from the area in West Texas that I was born in and lived in for a long time, so I've heard of him for as long as I can remember. He is a BIG-time rancher and rich guy.

He's also a huge, no make that HUGE contributor to my alma mater. Oklahoma State University.

Whether or not he can be trusted is another matter. I couldn't tell you.

Big Doofus said...

What about "T Bone Burnett"? Does he fall into the same category? I kind of like him.

JAM said...

Doof, yeah, there's always exceptions to rules. But in general, those first initial types tend to be obnoxious as do the one name types, like Cher, Madonna, etc.

D. Truesdale said...

Mr. Hammer, you are ill informed and I encourage you to actually read the Pickens Plan as laid out on his Blog or as explained to the U.S. Senate Homeland and Security and Government Affairs Committee last Tuesday on C-Span before you publicly accuse him of being, "another guilty white millionaire that is pandering to the enviro-leftists." His promotion of Wind Energy is purely P.R. at this point and is only a small part of a process that will lead to independence from foreign oil. Though energy independence and the development and adoption of non-carbon based energy sources is the ultimate goal of his plan, he believes that the US must lift the moratorium on off-shore drilling and develop production on its enormous natural gas plays as a means and "bridge" to this end.

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